I was browsing the "Urban Dictionary" at www.urbandictionary.com and decided to type in "ricer." This was my favorite definition.

RICER

When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:
1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.
2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.
3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).
4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.
Ricers are ****.

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ha. heres my favorite quotes from that.

Ricers have tiny dicks.

Ricers are ****.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(continued maniacal laughter)i almost pooped myself!

 

My definition of a Ricer.


You're 21+ yrs old, you've poured thousands of dollars into your car, you still live at home with your mom.

WTF?

 

Oh moved to Off Topic btw.

 

HEY!!!!! That's my friend and brother for you buddy!!!!. well mybro has nothign to show but whtever. but ehy Atleast Giane has teh Power Enterprice TT Kit for his Z33 on the way!.

 

But he still lives at home with his mom.......you know, he could sell the Z33 and return the PE TT kit and replace it with a nicely modded Z32 TT that would be much faster and still have enough $ to use to cover downpayment and closing costs on a house so that then he wouldn't be a total toolbox anymore for living at home with mommy.


Not kidding.

 

Think of all the cars I could buy if only I didn't have a mortgage payment....

 

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