lightspeed

With deference to Jeff Foxworthy, I wanted to start a thread exposing the philosophic and humorous among us. Complete the sentence... "You know you are ricer when..."

topless93

You know you are a ricer when the FAA makes you install a red warning light on your rear wing for interfering with air traffic.

CanyonCarver

You know you are ricer when......

you drive a '04 civic Si around here. :roflmao:

Rogue93TT

You know your a ricer when:



You have more LEDs outside your car than in.

ZXDude90

You know you are a ricer when:

your car looks like something off of Battlestar Galactica.

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer when...

you high center your car on a speed bump.

Rogue93TT

Hey, I'm first and formost a minitrucker. I resemble that speed bump remark.

Rogue93TT

You know youre a ricer when:


You can't go through the car wash because it peels of your horsepower.

Rogue93TT

You know your a ricer when:



You first in line at Pepboys when APC has new product out.

Rogue93TT

You know your a ricer when:



You have a five point harness in a dodge neon.

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer when you can hide watermelon in your muffler.

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer when people mistake your car for the slowest, lowest flying UFO ever.

ZXDude90

You know you are a ricer when you have more neon lights than a Vegas casino.

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer when women hear your car and it reminds them of the battery powered appliance they keep in the night stand.

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer when you have more aftermarket gauges than your car has cylinders.

ZXDude90

You know you are a ricer when you have a dual exhaust... and only one side is functunal.

Rogue93TT

You know your a ricer when:



The airport ask's your club to light the runway during a power failure

emo236

you know you're a ricer when you race a Z 3 times and lose everytime and then when it's all over, you scream something like "I forgot to turn on the nawz" and drive aways with an over confident look on your face....of course taking the first turn off the road possible.

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer if you have stickers on your car for parts you don't own.

91zxtt

You know're a ricer if you have ever dented a wheel entering your driveway.

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer when you have so many stickers on your car that people can't tell what color it is.

ZXDude90

You know you are a ricer when your car sounds like it has a BOV but is NA.

Rogue93TT

You know your a ricer when:


You get more sound outof the intake than the exhaust.

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer when you own a license plate frame that says "My other car is a Civic."

91zxtt

You know you're a ricer if you have a sticker on you Civic that says "Powered by Honda."