**cheap Performance Tips** or "How to get banned from zdriver in under 10 posts"
01-07-2009, 05:55 AM
#76
Taste My Rainbow
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I musta missed that one about the carbs...
01-07-2009, 06:15 AM
#77
Stupid Hurricanes...
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This was some what of a entertaining thread
01-07-2009, 11:36 AM
#78
NisTuner
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Dude I can't rev my car completely to redline. I set my Mallory to rev limit at 6000 RPM. So it hits that before it would hit the ECU's fuel cut rev limiter. I'd much rather be running WOT and have it suddenly cut spark then cut fuel and risk me detonating the hell out of my engine. Although I can adjust the ECU's rev limiter or disable it via NIStune.
01-07-2009, 12:59 PM
#79
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Jeff gordon reporting LIVE. REDLINE REVER
hey guess wat? i was out driving my honda today and i reved my engine by these hot chicks and they was like damn that sounds like a hurricane and i was hellz yah babe thats that JDM Power in your ***...but anyway i was racing a 62 mustang with a 302 swap and i smoked him badd but i was in my Z my accord could prob smoke that gas guzzlin goon...but anyway u guys are jus trowin insults my way all day jus cuz i have alot of racing/car knowledge u guys gettin jealous or wat? if u have any questions about how to properly drive ur Z car jus ask me i wont shoot u down...but anyway guys jus calm down thats not my engine posted in the pic...ill post sum pics today of my bad boy beahmouth and prob make ur panties drop. and datsunkid did u know anyone can post on wikipedia!!! i can post that hitler is a good person..YOU STOOPID Joocebox Jew u prob posted that jus to get ur junk hard!!!!! so anyway no more games im pissed off and im gunna vacuum my Accord and think about racing at the indy speedway wit my hair blowin in the wind aand a big doobie in my mouth.
01-07-2009, 01:01 PM
#80
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Originally Posted by d33zdrama
First off that bogus boring street racing link that was posted was so retarted that i wanted to kick myself in the ear......and a 08 chevy aveo is also 20 years older than my car that doesnt meen shitt.....age is nuthin but a number...oh yah and g35s are not slow they come with 300hp stock they jus dont accel too good esp the auto..so the fat pig comment was totally STOOPID dooshbag....and dont tell me to watch my laungage this isnt Frasier...get of your computer and go have some fun with your car. oh yah and it doesnt matter how fast your car is its all about the driver and the shifting. and dude ur ZXT would prob smoke alot more than a G35.
WATCH OUT LADIES I GOT BIG PLANS
WATCH OUT LADIES I GOT BIG PLANSSecond, it does matter how fast your car is. The guy in the Ferrari 360 who spins his tires off the line in a street race with a Chevy Aveo that let's the Aveo get in front of him for about 10 feet, didn't really loose to the Aveo.
Third, the driver does matter in a "REAL" race. Not some crap on the street that can't be backed up consistently.
Fourth, without seeing any proof of your work, experience or ability to either tune, modify or otherwise upgrade a car's performance and no information about your driving skill other than your claims of being another Jeff Gordon and beating a fat, slow, under powered G35 automatic "up to 75" you're talking out of your azz.
01-07-2009, 01:02 PM
#81
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Thats too easy.
Originally Posted by duowing
Dude I can't rev my car completely to redline. I set my Mallory to rev limit at 6000 RPM. So it hits that before it would hit the ECU's fuel cut rev limiter. I'd much rather be running WOT and have it suddenly cut spark then cut fuel and risk me detonating the hell out of my engine. Although I can adjust the ECU's rev limiter or disable it via NIStune.
01-07-2009, 01:06 PM
#82
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hey assface go wash my honda
Originally Posted by lww
First off, the 2005 G35 has 280 HP SAE @ 6,200 rpm; 270 ft lb @ 4,800 rpm. This is all at the flywheel, not the wheels. Every G35 I've dyno'd has put no more than about 230 to the wheels and that's the Manual. The auto has even more drivetrain loss, but I've only ever dyno'd Auto's that were either supercharged or twin turbo, so I don't have any exact figures.
Second, it does matter how fast your car is. The guy in the Ferrari 360 who spins his tires off the line in a street race with a Chevy Aveo that let's the Aveo get in front of him for about 10 feet, didn't really loose to the Aveo.
Third, the driver does matter in a "REAL" race. Not some crap on the street that can't be backed up consistently.
Fourth, without seeing any proof of your work, experience or ability to either tune, modify or otherwise upgrade a car's performance and no information about your driving skill other than your claims of being another Jeff Gordon and beating a fat, slow, under powered G35 automatic "up to 75" you're talking out of your azz.
Second, it does matter how fast your car is. The guy in the Ferrari 360 who spins his tires off the line in a street race with a Chevy Aveo that let's the Aveo get in front of him for about 10 feet, didn't really loose to the Aveo.
Third, the driver does matter in a "REAL" race. Not some crap on the street that can't be backed up consistently.
Fourth, without seeing any proof of your work, experience or ability to either tune, modify or otherwise upgrade a car's performance and no information about your driving skill other than your claims of being another Jeff Gordon and beating a fat, slow, under powered G35 automatic "up to 75" you're talking out of your azz.
oh really? is that so? your a lieing sack of sewage. u dont know me??!! u dont know how i can wam it in.
01-07-2009, 01:11 PM
#83
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Please, educate me. What statement was a lie?
Because I'm just about done with this thread and your attitude.
Because I'm just about done with this thread and your attitude.
Last edited by lww; 01-07-2009 at 01:15 PM.
01-07-2009, 01:20 PM
#84
Big Poppa
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gonna make marvin the martian school ya boyee. watch out! messin wit the wrong peeps again. d33, why cant you just be more normal. go join hybridz, i think they will like your way of thinking. be a man and try, ill hang over there and watch. heres even their link to register http://forums.hybridz.org/register.php
01-07-2009, 01:21 PM
#85
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Educating The Rats
so im asking myself a couple questions rite now.....heres one rite from the top..do u think my honda would smoke a 93 bmw m3? ok lets move on i dont care about G35s all i kno i kno is my babe blew one rite out of the water and it happend!!!! damn juicy fruit!!! and yah ur prob rite about the g35s and ur not lien...but u also prob masterbate to pics of chevy aveos in your moms room wit a shower cap on your ****.
01-07-2009, 01:22 PM
#86
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hey assface go wash my honda
hey guess wat? i was out driving my honda today and i reved my engine by these hot chicks and they was like damn that sounds like a hurricane and i was hellz yah babe thats that JDM Power in your ***...but anyway i was racing a 62 mustang with a 302 swap and i smoked him badd but i was in my Z my accord could prob smoke that gas guzzlin goon...but anyway u guys are jus trowin insults my way all day jus cuz i have alot of racing/car knowledge u guys gettin jealous or wat? if u have any questions about how to properly drive ur Z car jus ask me i wont shoot u down...but anyway guys jus calm down thats not my engine posted in the pic...ill post sum pics today of my bad boy beahmouth and prob make ur panties drop. and datsunkid did u know anyone can post on wikipedia!!! i can post that hitler is a good person..YOU STOOPID Joocebox Jew u prob posted that jus to get ur junk hard!!!!! so anyway no more games im pissed off and im gunna vacuum my Accord and think about racing at the indy speedway wit my hair blowin in the wind aand a big doobie in my mouth.
01-07-2009, 01:24 PM
#87
Big Poppa
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way to double post newb
01-07-2009, 01:24 PM
#88
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dont worry
Originally Posted by SHADY280
gonna make marvin the martian school ya boyee. watch out! messin wit the wrong peeps again. d33, why cant you just be more normal. go join hybridz, i think they will like your way of thinking. be a man and try, ill hang over there and watch. heres even their link to register http://forums.hybridz.org/register.php
01-07-2009, 01:25 PM
#89
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i was aware of the double post
Originally Posted by SHADY280
way to double post newb
i was aware of the double post
i did it for the ladies
01-07-2009, 01:33 PM
#90
Big Poppa
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i havent seen you register and ask some questions yet. and ummm yeha thanks
01-07-2009, 01:46 PM
#91
The IP Address is: 97.113.131.242. The host name is: 97-113-131-242.tukw.qwest.net.
d33z lives in Washington?
d33z lives in Washington?
01-07-2009, 01:49 PM
#92
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yah i live in washington
Originally Posted by NismoPick
The IP Address is: 97.113.131.242. The host name is: 97-113-131-242.tukw.qwest.net.
d33z lives in Washington?
d33z lives in Washington?
wats ur point nismo?? u wanna come race me?
01-07-2009, 01:52 PM
#93
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lww is totally right.
Go wash your Honda...then grow up. When you grow up, if you grow up and want to feel some real speed on the streets, go ride yourself on a Yamaha R1 and take that to redline...I bet you crap your pre-pubescent panties.
Just because you mash the gas from a stop and there is a car next to you doesn't mean you are racing...it means you need to learn some self control...all your infinite automotive and racing knowledge should have taught you that.
Go wash your Honda...then grow up. When you grow up, if you grow up and want to feel some real speed on the streets, go ride yourself on a Yamaha R1 and take that to redline...I bet you crap your pre-pubescent panties.
Just because you mash the gas from a stop and there is a car next to you doesn't mean you are racing...it means you need to learn some self control...all your infinite automotive and racing knowledge should have taught you that.
01-07-2009, 01:52 PM
#94
Big Poppa
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dude come to canada and race me. the track is open come may or so. you wanna autox or drag.
01-07-2009, 01:58 PM
#96
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Wow, I'm one of the most patient people on this board, but you've actually convinced me that you need a time out. You're access will be restored next Monday. If you continue to act the way you are now, your next ban will be perpetual.
01-07-2009, 01:59 PM
#97
Big Poppa
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well done l-dub.
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