I just ate a quart of egg drop soup and I only have one thing to say..... I'M FULL, AND IT WAS FANTASTIC!!!

I'll be crappin' egg whites for a month!! WOOT!!

 

yummah! while on the subject, anyone ever notice that corn doesn't digest well?

 

corn don't digest at all. like eatin metal, whole kernals go in, whole ones come out.

 

I'm always surprised when I turn around.... I swear I chew thoroughly

 

wow i didnt think i would ever get to hear this on hear, and thought i was nuts, but me too. after all this is the 280zx forums, anybody had a great fart lately that left them giggling to themselves??

 

That's like ever 10 minutes for me!

 

when i worked on jetliners, i cleared a 737 once, 25 people screaming and running as the stench took hold. i was proud. imagine what it would have looked like from a bystandards point of view. like a plane crash in a hanger without the crash

 

gotta love the S130Z forums.

 

we used to see who could clear the sonar control room when i was in the navy. that wonderful navy food really got things bubbling. ate a high fiber bar at work today (it was free) so i'm awaiting the aftermath of that one as we speak, er... type...whatever..... what a great thread!!!

 

 

I can't top the jetliner, But i did make a freind of mine pull over and puke.

 

i thought that your saying is "better to burpp and taste it, then fart and waste it" sounds out of character to me there fubar

 

Not to get to gross or anything but that corn that gets all chewed up and swallowed...when you're chompin on it you just squeez the inards of the corn out and what is left is the tough skin and guess what it gets filled back up with on the way out the other end!! HA HA!! Thats what a doctor told me. The whole breakin wind thing, the Jetliner thing, man thats a good one...my brother "big brother" sat on my face in the dark and let a hot one rip as I was breathing in...It burned so bad and I could not breathe....but now I have a ZX and he drives a Dodge Shadow LOL! Sometimes at night, i still look around to make sure he is not there.

 

Don't forget lettuce and tomatoes..those don't seem to digest well either

 

Dont know if anyone realizes this, so I will add my 2 cents to this.

I have a dog, its a German Shepherd mix and I know this for a fact. Unless you like stepping in dog crap in your backyard the size of the oscar meyer wiener mobile, dont ever give your dog "walmart" quality dog food. I, myself, always feed my dog Iam's brand dog food, but if you read the labels on dog food, and even cat food, if the first couple of ingredients are corn, corn meal, or a corn product, your animal will leave monster size turds in the yard or in the litter box. Iam's has it in the ingredients but its farther down the list. My dog retains more food for energy production, then for crap production. Corn is just a filler, and then the filler falls out.

there ya go, keep the change.

Rick.

 

This thread has just gone on WAY longer than I thought it would. I'm so proud!!

 

LMAO i cant believe its gone this far either, but my grandpa can fart happy birthday and make it sound like ta-da as well. farting is part of my families past time apparantly