You know you're a ricer if you removed the carpet from your car thinking that would make it 'race ready'.

 

You know you're a ricer if you arm the alarm when the car is in the garage.

 

You know you're a ricer when you drive into an underground parking lot and cause every car alarm to go off and you think it's cool, or you think everyone has there alarm set too sensitive.

 

You know you're a ricer when the alarm is worth more than your car.

 

You know you're a ricer if you have ever had your insurance agent laugh at you when you told them you wanted to increase your coverage.

 

You know your a ricer when:


The super cool civic gets the garage in the snow.

 

The other space is for my Pathfinder, the honda is actually a friends. Not allowed near the warmth and comfort of my Nissan only garage.

 

You know you're a ricer if you have racing stickers on your car, but have no idea what the DOHC one means.

 

You know you're a ricer if the inner edge of your tires stick out further than your fenders.

 

I gotta call you on that one.


You know your a bean when:
the inner edge of your tires stick out further than your fenders

 

You know you're a ricer if you've ever stubbed your toe on the front bumper.

 

You know your a ricer if you own a 'Fear this' sticker.

 

You know your a ricer when you install a roll cage but never go to the track.

 

You know your a ricer if you consider spinner hubcaps to be "pimp".

 

You know your a ricer if you have a portable DVD player ducked taped to your dash.

 

You know your a ricer when you think your car is better than the other guy's because your washer LEDs can switch colors.

 

You know your a ricer when you can feel the extra horsepower that the special ebay ground wire kit added. :burnout:

 

You know your a ricer when:

Your custom paint job was done with a squeegee.

 

You know your a ricer when:


The only tool you own is an allen wrench to change your shifter.

 

You know your a ricer when:


The only in car view of a quarter mile you've ever seen was on a 980x1200 screen.

 

you know your a ricer when you think a honda, or VW (vagina wheels) has the potential to be "fast" or break the 13 sec mark on the 1/4 :woot:

 

Our thread is better, but here are more.
http://www.300zxclub.com/showthread.php?t=41106



This site has a lot.
http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_m..._ricer_if.html

 

Well, well, well... Great minds must think alike! Actually, I didn't know about these others when I started this one. (kinda had to say that...) I agree with 91zxtt ours was better with more of a wittier, more sarcastic side.

I was thinking about another one. Thoughts???

"The difference between a 300ZX and a Camaro is..."

Some responses that come to mind are "Horsepower!" or "Class" or "Drivers with white teeth would tend to be in the Nissan" or...

 

I actually saw an Altima in Barstow driving on a front flat low profile tire. I also saw a right hand drive CRX.

 

You know your a Ricer when your stickers weigh more than you car.