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Dec 21, 2004 | 05:48 PM

#151

lightspeed

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Originally Posted by 91zxtt

10 pages....I'm done.

Where did you come up with all of these? Off the top of your head?!? That was amazing! I am still laughing about some of them. Maybe we need to have a "which one was your fav?" thread!

Dec 21, 2004 | 06:41 PM

#152

CanyonCarver

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"You know your a ricer when" competition

I was busting up at lunch today when I first saw this thread and it went from 1 to 5 pages in like 10 minutes........ now it's doing it again.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:41 PM

#153

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when you have to place a hinge on your trunk to allow it to open because of the huge wing on it.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:42 PM

#154

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when your rims match the color of your paint job.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:43 PM

#155

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when your engine bay has more chrome than your wheels.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:44 PM

#156

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when you can't see out your rearview because the rear wing blocks your view.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:46 PM

#157

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when your fenders have slits in them. (Z3 Fenders)

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:48 PM

#158

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when you've removed your drivers side airbag so you can install the newest coolest GT racing steering wheel from Pep Boys cuz it lights up just the right color.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:49 PM

#159

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer if you thought either of the F&F movies were technically accurate.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:53 PM

#160

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer if your pedals light up!

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:54 PM

#161

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer if your stereo amplifier has more power than your engine.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:55 PM

#162

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer if you have nicer TV's in your car than in your house.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:56 PM

#163

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer if ppl in a Geo Metro Convertible laugh at you.

Dec 21, 2004 | 10:57 PM

#164

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer if you know every model number of every audio component in your car but you don't know the engine code of your own car.

Dec 21, 2004 | 11:01 PM

#165

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer if you can't drive stick.

Dec 21, 2004 | 11:02 PM

#166

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer if the closest you've ever been to a track is on Gran Turismo.

Dec 21, 2004 | 11:10 PM

#167

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when you get asked to turn down your stereo when going thru the drive thru cuz you set off the buildings alarms.

Dec 21, 2004 | 11:12 PM

#168

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when instead of installing an actual car alarm, you just get a blinking light.

Dec 21, 2004 | 11:17 PM

#169

Riz Z Speed

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You know you're a ricer when even your windshield washer nozzles have lights in them!

Dec 22, 2004 | 09:42 AM

#170

91zxtt

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From: Gerber, CA

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightspeed

Where did you come up with all of these? Off the top of your head?!?

Yep. Remember, I lived in San Jose for a while and worked in Milpitas; which, I believe is the ricer capital of the world.

You know you're a ricer if you have ever blown your 4 banger by using too much nos.