alright pm me and ill tell you, but you have to post it im to lazy to do it. people need to know im not lying.

 

ok... you said so...

 

yeah but dont let them know the business name or any way to get ahold of her it would only hurt my battle with her for all my unpaid wages. so yeah guys feel free to take your shots but please dont hurt my case its a nice little sum of money that i really need right now so please dont hurt my case laugh at me if you want but dont hurt my case PLEASE!!!

 

Love that tubs there is surrounded by cupcakes haha, I'm actually surprised she isn't sucking in like kirby and the pastries aren't just flying into her mouth.

Now post a pic of yo dick foo! baaaahahaha, jk don't do that.

 

why did i have a feeling like you were going to ask for a picture of my dick? oh yeah cause you like em dont you? i knew it i vote that instead of uber user your title should be dick user! ha. hey nismo could you do that for us all and change snw's title to dick user for one day please?

 

ok and now does everyone believe me?

 

no...YOU are to damn lazy to get a real job

 

Oh ****! Did she eat all those cup cakes?





PS: The relation ship didn't start "hey ill give you 60k a year to have sex with me..."

It started off with you wanting that monkey... That morbidly obese monkey.

Cool standards bro.

PSS: Its not that we think you didn't do her, its that we KNOW you weren't getting a 60k a year salary for it.

PSSS: And look at her... she could have had sex with a oompa loompa and said he was hung like a space shuttle's fuel tank.

 

Uber epic!

 

it actually started as i was an employee making approx. 20k and the rest is a nightmare i don't want to ever remember

 

Did she want to pay you the rest in "cupcakes"?

 

hahahaha thats funny!!! and just to let you all know i have alot higher standards than that but money talks and im a sucker for money.

 

psh right, i coulda been dating a girl that is 30 and making over 100k a year but because she was a lil chubby (no where neeeaaar your girl im talk chubby actually) and had a bad smile, i said EFFFF that! And she tried hard to get in my pants once haha. Reason she is around is because my buddy has a gen coupe and she does and so does a decent amount of fun people, so she was around alot.

 

30 eh?

Something new has happened recently...

 

Ohia Blech, I see you have yet to make me a mod on ratsun... Its ok, I understand you have a busy schedule and all but when you can just do so.

Kthanx!

 

OHI, I upgraded yer WTFBBQ!!111!!

 

Wut U meen Blech?

 

hey has anyone ever seen marvelous mystery oil upper cylinder lubricant before? cause my dad has two quarts and from what i can read its supposed to be just like seafoam im wondering if anyone has ever used it before im going to put it im my car and wanted peoples opinions first.

 

Schweet, scored a full set of UR underdrive pulleys, t-top shades, three n62 MAF's, 2 PTU's, 2 working clocks, three TPS's and two working clocks at the junkyard today for $60..

 

you said 2 working clocks twice....

 

Snow, is that you? Did you get out early on good behavior?

 

Wow Vernal just got a Tornado warning.

 

huh? get out early of what? I am gently confused...

 

Snow, wern't you in jail? You get out early on good behaivior?

 

like serious jail? as in arrested? I have a clean record. And go to college lol. I am becoming CTI certified in air traffic control have a private and instrument pilots license and working on my commercial. I def don't think i'll ever end up in jail.

If you meant banned, it was just a one or two day joke that died long ago. Weren't you supposed to introduce me to your daughter? lol. That's right, I REMEMBER EVERYTHING! haha jk...