I decided to take a ride tonight down to where my mom works. She works as a head bar tender. I stopped at a light right next to a guy on a GSXR and we chatted for a bit. The light turned green, we were both in the same lane so I let him go first, but only a car length or so. The road goes from a two lane road to a two lane road with a turn lane on the right as you cross the major intersection. As we are crossing the GSXR points to that turn lane and at a van that is getting ready to merge into us...she did and with no turn signal comes right into our lane!! He gunned it and was able to stay in the lane to pass the idiot where as I had to get on the brakes, downshift, merge into that turn lane where she should have been and passed her with my middle finger held high! The guy on the GSXR slowed up and got beside me as we came to the next light and we both expressed our dislike about the absent minded female driver with less than nice words about her. You would have had to be there to fully understand the situation and how fast it happened. Had we both not been paying attention and aware of our surroundings, we both could have been flattened. Pfffft...Chicks!!

 

haha i just told my gf how bad girls were at driving. never a good thing to tell the gf

 

I hope it wasn't her that tried to run us over lol

 

was she hot? cause it could have been worth it...

 

Don't know if she was hot...it was dark and we had to move fast...but the screws and wire in my knee from my last bike wreck because of some dumb chick says it is not worth it.

 

oh she was driving a van... she was probly a fugly bit**

 

You have to watch everything all the time. I guess that is why I like riding around Phoenix. I go at it every day and night like the people are actually trying to kill me. With that attitude, my whole attitude with people changed. No more road rage for me. Before then I was knocking peoples side mirrors off with my handy dandy carbon fiber knuckled gloves... hahahaha

 

they are called cagers for a reason, always assume every vehicle on the rode is out to kill you and then you dont not expect the unexpected lol. if that makes sense. and ALWAYS look into the car that almost hits you. why you ask? if its some dude or ugly chick give them the death stare so to help them never to forget they almost killed a person. then if its a hot chick they will usually role down a window and say "omg im so sorry i didnt see you there" and you say "if your really sorry you'll make it up to me by taking me out for drinks one night" and then you hand her your number. see?

 

I don't care who it is, if they almost kill me and they have the nerve to speak to me...the first thing I am going to do is try to get them to stop...if that don't work I will quietly follow them until they do...then I am gonna go UFC on their rectums and beat them until my arms can't move...if it is a hot chick then she can make it up to me with some naked fun but it is gonna be somewhere uncomfortable for her...if you catch my drift

 

HAHAHAHA!! good drift

 

like the back of a Volkswagen? (anyone? get it? anyone? im waiting for the movie? come on)

 

Mallrats you silly boy.

 

LMAO!

What???

Is that a triple negative statement? Damn. I got lost on that sentence. Good job.
It does make sense the way you said it. But wow.

 

its ok to act impressed, im impressed to. basically, then you cant say you didnt expect the unexpected because it should always be expected. it makes sense, its just a bit complex.

 

Well... I found a 10 spot in my Frank Thomas jacket. I saw it as a sign. Went and bought a 6 pack of beer. Man.. I forgot how happy just a beer can make me. I have been living so freaking poor lately. Ramen noodles, and hamburger helper... No frills for the last two months really drags you down. I just need to get out of the apartment for more than job rejections. lolz.

So..

This post = Yay beer.

Thanks for always being a good friend. lmao

 

i could live on beer and hamburger helper for a long.... long..... long time....

 

I thought I could. But, the helper gets old. haha
And the beer is too expensive.

 

beer is never too expensive!!!!!

forget the food and just buy the beer. you will eventually forget you were hungry LOL

 

If only it were true. At least I would die happy.

 

Hey. Hey you. I said YOU. so eh? want to see all my AWSOME pics? you know you want to. Pffffft just look.

http://s48.photobucket.com/albums/f230/FubarI33t/

 

hay you---fub---how ya been???? saw the pix---are good--looks like you are having just as much fun as anyone else in the services---maybe more---is a good thing--good to see you--i may be cruising around the caribean on a bayfield 36 with a guy and my kat in a coupla months......am selling my ericson to do this....we see....have fun, fub--

 

try some tuna helper and some chicken helper lol

but seriously home dept on power and the 60 has a tool rental opening right now so apply now
then you can work with me

pay isnt the best but gets money in your pocket expect between 10-12 an hour

 

Well, Firebird fail today. Went to swap the rear main and learned that the rings are bad. Can`t justify rebuilding a LO 305. Picking up a vortec 350 next weekend. Should make for a faster firechicken.

 

Can't justify rebuilding a 305???? Ummm there is stroking it, overboring it, customizing it...come on now.

 

just put that in there. she can make 7K hp if you want. stock at 1500