Gusser has multiple streams of income! We could all learn a few financial lessons from that crazy kat.

 

I went to a party last Saturday night...I didn't get laid, I got in a fight..uh huh..it ain't no big thang.

 

LAID-FIGHT-SAME ENERGY FLOW----WHAT YOU TRYINA DO, MIKEEEEEE????

gusser the wonderkat----needs to give advice to booboo the boat kat on how to have an over 250k/yr income, tax free........could use it for a coupla yrs....


snowy--you cannot spell when you are crunk.....should not crink....



woooooooooooooohoooooooooooooo......have a gooood day,...is puurrrrrty out today.....

 

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ok so i broke up with my gf. now i'll have more money to spend on the z's so are you happy now snw? now we can play in the well whenever you want.

 

bout time deusch.


also, i had another sick party last night, got crunk again! a little much where i didnt think id be able to look at a computer screen. lol. know whats annoying, when people hit on the girl you brought to the party, know whats more annoying, when people hit on the girl you brought to your own party! bought had to drown a *** in my pool.

 

ok i was looking it up and i think i found my answer but please correct me if im wrong, but the coolant capacity for a z31 is 9.6 quarts or 2.5 gallons.

 

Nuthin, I am sooooo bored....masturbation just isn't doing it for me. I think I need to find another chick that will tell me one thing and do the opposite then sleep with my friends...maybe then I will feel normal and maybe not so bored.

I decided to shower tonight...I know I know it's not the second Thursday of the month but I was getting a little ripe. Anyway I decided to put on an old pair of pants that I haven't been able to fit into for a while...yes I eat snacks....alot of snacks late at night...anyway I got them to fit but my twig and berries are quite visible, so much so that I am thinking about wearing these out somewhere to pick up chicks. You know, prop my leg up and swing my shirt to the side to expose my chip and dale like bulge

I am not sure chicks are going to dig the 80's style ball tights but you never know. My brother and I went out like a week ago and ran into a chick that I slept with a very long time ago and I was going to say something to her but the Florida sun and I am sure the Florida drugs have made her look like she is 70 years old!! So we kept on walking to the other side of the store...we stopped to look at something and my brother was real quiet so I thought that chick might be following us so I slipped around him and BAM!! Funk wind all in my face, it was the worst fart I had smelled in a LONG time! My brother just started laughing and started turning red, I thought I was going to throw up. The peckerhead just stood there and let the big ol silent cloud out and didn't even warn me. I am sure everyone in that store smelled that nastiness.

So I think with my package showing I may be able to pick up a few desperate chicks that want to re-live their G&R days and make a mistake with me for the night. Speaking of mistakes, my sister was out a couple of nights ago at a bar with a chick she is trying to hook me up with...which makes no sense, you would think if she was trying to hook me up they would hang out here...anyway I get a call at like midnight from a chick that says she had a real bad crush on me a long time ago and says she gave me a B.J. back in the day...I told her it is possible, I used to have lots of the sex. She ask if I remembered her and I said no. She told me to go look at her Yahoo profile, so I did... She didn't look familiar but she is about 250lbs...

It is entirely possible that I let this chick have her way with me back then, but then she tells me that she is horny and that I can call her anytime for a booty call...am I that desperate at this point in my life to risk suffocation or asphyxiation by sleeping with this chick? Well I haven't ruled it out but what if we are eating somewhere and she reaches over and eats my food??? Am I gonna have to choke a bi%$#? Maybe but I am horny too so I may risk it.

My buttox does look pretty good in these tight *** jeans so I think I will play the field first before I commit to a night of sex with the walking earthquake generator. I don't have anything against big girls but they get clingy even after they say they don't want a relationship...I don't know...I think I will hit it a few times...if you let the baby batter back up too much then it can mess with your mind.

 

i wear tight pants too. and hells yes let hey blow you then nut on her face!!! thats what imma do to this chick i met cause i broke up with my gf

 

Oh my my my.

 

i don't give a flying f#$k im going to go pick up the 300$ ring i bought her then pawn it for car parts. im so done with gf's all i want are one night stands and booty calls.

 

i have to go for now but if you get the chance thxone text me at (951)427-4466 if you can but if not then it's cool i'll be on as soon as i get my library card peace out and safe driving guys

 

Dude, edit your post and PM him your number. Don't want that being on Teh Intrawebs where any random person can get ahold of it. Unless you love spam phone calls. Mmmm, spam...

 

I tried to call but it says it is not in service??? Sup with that???

 

300 dolla ring will getcha 30 dolla in the pawn shop---give it up---suck it up----move along....not enough to worry about......worry about the BIG things like no rent money or no food money etc.......

 

ms hag, let us know the NX engine

 

is 1993 2.o liter, 16valves/cylinder engine has 128k miles---is in kansasssss
but the kids who know about it came here to help someone with a boat...they should be back in kansassss in a few days and sed they would join because of this car ......they sed kansasss is a black hole for datsuns and nissans---aint none....

 

we were lookin for a CA20DE or something along those lines for engine number but if the car is back in cans *** then that would be hard

it looks like the 2 liters were SR20's, but i cant find any thing on turbo ones just keep finding really ugly after market turboed ones

 

i HATE the word DIZZY as much as you guys hate my term 2by2(but i think your just jealous)

dist. seems just fine a term to use for a distributor cause a dist. dosent seem like the most colorful part to need a izzy name... then again i cant think of a part in the engine bay that is colorful except for the inspection light(and its not colored light)

just got an idea... im gonna put some of that colored plastic wrap over my inspection light

genious!!!!!! colored inspizzy lightizzys!!!!

 

dist. is the abbreviation for distance so doesn't work


FAIL!!!! again

 

its the one they use in JC Whitney!!!... ok point taken

 

but i cant find any thing on turbo ones just keep finding really ugly after market turboed ones 06-23-2008 10:15 PM


ok i mis-heard him---iznot turbo'd
dohc, i forgot too.....he sed it was fast but took a minute or 2 to get there.....

 

So, I stopped at the local Z place. The owner is notoriously hard to get ahold of, but he was there! I am working out a trade with him, My original Z motor, plus the 280zx turbo parts car= New door glass, 5 speed transmission, and Another set of springs. I is are happy.

 

Are all chicks nuts or something?

 

Yes. They Are.