The official post whore thread..
Über User
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 9,532
From: lemont, Illinois
yeah me to!!! oh wait....nvm i work full time. actually more than full time 10-12 hour days. but i make 100 bucks a day doing some hard manual labor so i should be getting nice 1k pay checks for the Z..... and an apartment for this coming fall and spring school semesters!!!! PARTY EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!
Queen of Yachts
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 2,957
From: warmspott, trollville.......somewhere sailing the seas--fla, virgin islands...wherever....warm water....LOL
Party Every Night!!!!!!
ok, snowy---you will party everynite and flunk out and your mom is gonna kill you and you will have to sell your Z and your world will fall apart AGAIN and then YOU will whine.....more entertaining fun!!!!!!!
ok, snowy---you will party everynite and flunk out and your mom is gonna kill you and you will have to sell your Z and your world will fall apart AGAIN and then YOU will whine.....more entertaining fun!!!!!!!
Registered User
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,827
From: Concord, NC
I have been illegally riding my Kawasaki and riding and riding....well 14 miles so far but just on the streets in my hood...up one street down another back up then down round and round...I really missed that feeling of something between my legs that isn't a large chick expecting to climax and then getting mad when I pump twice and then go home. 
Now that I have a motorcycle again I have found myself wanting to have the sex again as well...after speaking with my friend I have decided to condition my tallywhacker so that I can sustain sexual intercourse for longer than 72 seconds. I figure if I practice no less than 72 seconds every hour for 6 months straight I can pleasure a chick for 14 minutes. I say 14 minutes because any longer than that and you run the risk of a ruptured disc or herniated spleen or even worse you could make the woman happy enough that she may call and nobody wants that.
Does anyone know of a save or cream that I could use to aid in my practice...I am looking for something silky but long lasting, preferably without isopropyl alcohol or petroleum byproducts in it. Something that washes of clean would be best, I would hate to show up at a womans house with a greasy mess down on my nether region. Maybe something with a flower like fragrance or even fruit...chicks like fruity smelling things don't they?
Anyway, let me know if any of you can suggest something. I am eager to practice and make a man out of myself
Now that I have a motorcycle again I have found myself wanting to have the sex again as well...after speaking with my friend I have decided to condition my tallywhacker so that I can sustain sexual intercourse for longer than 72 seconds. I figure if I practice no less than 72 seconds every hour for 6 months straight I can pleasure a chick for 14 minutes. I say 14 minutes because any longer than that and you run the risk of a ruptured disc or herniated spleen or even worse you could make the woman happy enough that she may call and nobody wants that.
Does anyone know of a save or cream that I could use to aid in my practice...I am looking for something silky but long lasting, preferably without isopropyl alcohol or petroleum byproducts in it. Something that washes of clean would be best, I would hate to show up at a womans house with a greasy mess down on my nether region. Maybe something with a flower like fragrance or even fruit...chicks like fruity smelling things don't they?
Anyway, let me know if any of you can suggest something. I am eager to practice and make a man out of myself
West Coast!
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,956
From: Corona,CA
i do an excersize that will let you hold back longer but not to control the sensations. im not sure how to explain it but it works. but it's kinda embarising. and thxone if you want i'll take one for the team and you reap the rewards, just kidding i don't want anyone to fall in love with my apollo rocket of love.
Registered User
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,827
From: Concord, NC
Originally Posted by tonsoffun300zx
i do an excersize that will let you hold back longer but not to control the sensations. im not sure how to explain it but it works. but it's kinda embarising. and thxone if you want i'll take one for the team and you reap the rewards, just kidding i don't want anyone to fall in love with my apollo rocket of love.
ummmmmm I was just kinda being silly....ummmm uhhhhh I am not sure how to respond to this.
Mr. Fancy Connectors
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 648
From: Boise, Idaho
well now. I just installed the MBC while being pelted with hail, not much fun. However, wet roads+10pounds of boost= AHHHAHAHA, It was well worth the investment, and I will be modifying the POV to handle 12 pounds,
Mr. Fancy Connectors
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 648
From: Boise, Idaho
M-Kay, Just finished pulling apart the damned suspension. Not fun. New bushing will be going in once I get things cleaned and painted tomorrow. Am really looking forward to driving on the new parts. Also got the POV modified for 12 pounds. Keep you updated.
Über User
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 9,532
From: lemont, Illinois
Originally Posted by Mhinrichs
M-Kay, Just finished pulling apart the damned suspension. Not fun. New bushing will be going in once I get things cleaned and painted tomorrow. Am really looking forward to driving on the new parts. Also got the POV modified for 12 pounds. Keep you updated.
Or not...it's up to you...I just need attention....like a woman 
