emo236

So I'm selling my 240z and I posted it on Craig's list. I've gotten a lot of interest but no one's commiting yet. A lot of that interest has been from craig's list. But there's this guy who just started emailing me. I think he's mad b/c he can't afford my car. Check out the emails and get a good laugh out of this stories.

Now here's the first one...out of nowhere:
NOW TAKE YOUR YELLOW BANANA AND STICK IT UP YOUR ***.............

a little hostile towards yellow Z's are we?

the second:
Let me see now stupid monkey. You still have it dont you. I just wonder how long the monkey will have it at that price before it knows nobody wants it. Jump to a new tree stupid monkey. Jump monkey jump.

if no one wants it, then why does this forum exist, I think there is a Z fanatic crowd, and knowledgeable people know what a clean, restored, original, low mileage 240z is worth (a lot more than what I'm asking--$6K).

the third:
Still dont get it monkey. You still have it dont you. Now bend over and take your banana up your ***. Maybe then you will realize no one wants your banana. Just you........


Kinda repetative

the last so far:
m retired at age 45. I have 17 million in assets, 14 rental properties, in other words paid for homes that i take in $19000.00 a month......... Good bye monkey.....

this is in response to me suggesting that maybe he is upset that he cannot afford the $6K b/c he's been spending all day sending me emails instead of working an that he doesn't have a life.

That's it so far. This guy is a retard. His email if anyone wants to join in on the laughter or back me up in messing with this guy back. It's actually kind of stress relieving rebel1ready@sbcglobal.net

91, you definitely got to join in on this! :dancing:

emo236

also. I'd thought I'd add that I have lowered the price twice.

ZXDude90

That guy has nothing better to do?? Did you do something to him to make him upset? What a retard.

emo236

He just emailed me being an idiot, so I figured I'd play along. Here's my replies that I've sent.

What's your issue? small dick? Maybe a woman with a dick! Sorry that youre poor and can't afford it even though it's under priced already. Youre life sucks, I'd hate to be you. What do you drive? Let me know more about your life queer.

and....
Actually, I've gotten a lot of interest and look
around the internet. You're a retard. Any other Z's
the condition mine's in (not even counting all the
collector's points) are selling from $10-20K. So you
have too many bananas up your ***. Still you don't
know what a banana looks like. Once again, I'm sorry
you can't afford it because you're an ugly ***** you
can't even get a trick and so you go to internet
cafe's and try to make other people as miserable as
you are. Not working. I'll tell you what, I'll jump to
another tree if you jump off a bridge.

and....
Yeah, i'm sure, is that why you're looking for used
cars on craig's list. Obviously you're not a coniseur
b/c you have no idea about anything about cars and how
much they go for. You're a complete retard. I'm sure,
a millionare sitting on his estate writting nasty
emails to people you don't know about cars you can't
afford and you're mad about it. good story. Thanks for
the laugh. By the way, you're gonna be getting a lot
of other people writting you telling you how stupid
you are. I'm posting these emails on a forums that I'm
active on. Get on your flame suit
***.

that was in response to him claiming to be a 45 yr old retired millionare. I told him you guys would email him, so email away.

emo236

Here's a recent one he sent me. Went to the racist jokes, but still got it wrong. He called a wetback (a mexican) and I'm not mexican. Pedroza isn't a mexican name.

Jump to another tree with that banana color Z
> monkey..................Oh i should have
> known...Pedroza......A wetback monkey...... The
> worst kind....

and my reply:
Good one. That was real original. you keep on coming
up with original ones. by the way. Pedroza isn't a
Mexican name retard. Haha, you're an idiot! Some life
you got there. haha.

CanyonCarver

I know someone who shot him off a polite little note...... :cheers:

emo236

haha, good work! You have to post your email and any of his replies.

Redbeauty84ZX

Emailed him

ZXDude90

Me too.

91zxtt

Hmmmm. I'll have to think of something good. Today may not be the day though. I was in Sacramento yesterday and today for business. We were out till 4AM last night and had to be at the meeting this morning at 8:30. So, needless to say,...I'm gassed.


I know I will enjoy this.

CrAzY_84na

THATS HILARIOUS! lol, what a jackass. omg thats funny...

You were in sac town huh? Have fun? You should have holla'd atcha boi...haha...actually now that i think about it i was up till 130 last night workin on a damn econ essay...

91zxtt

5 of us went to the Elephant Bar, 7440, and City Limits. I would've been fine with going home after E-bar. 7440 is ghetto and tittie bars aren't my thing. Oh well, alcohol makes you do funny things; especially Tequila.

emo236

Haha. Sac town huh? That guy hasn't emailed me since.

tnkrstoyco

Sounds like you were in town for business!! :chug:
Last time I got bombed on teguila, I had to suit up in level 1 hazmat the next morning at 7:30. The nurse was freaking out when she took my vitals.
Emo I've got a sbcglobal.net address for the business I never use. Any idea where the freak is from? He sounds like he's watched to many infomercials about rental property. He is probably just a skinhead supremist who likes "girley boys". Sure his first name isn't Arnold? I'll e-mail him from one of my dead accounts.
Zack you ever going to change your location from NW Arkansas to Texas?

91zxtt

It seems like business meetings in the sales industry involve lots of :chug: . I'm not complaining.

emo236

I have no clue where he's from. I posted my car up for sale on Craig's list and he just randomly started emailing me to be an idiot. I don't know him and I don't know anything about him.

91zxtt

Have you heard anything more from him?