The official post whore thread..
i know a joke that would kinda fit into this conversation, it goes like this.
A man prays to God.
"God" he says. "Could you build me a bridge to hawaii from california?"
God says,"My Child, it would be far too labor and material intensive to build such a structure. Plus the maintenance would be far too expensive. Don't you wish to have a different prayer answered?"
The man thinks for a moment, then asks,"God, make me understand women."
God says," So, do you want that as 2 lanes or 4?"
A man prays to God.
"God" he says. "Could you build me a bridge to hawaii from california?"
God says,"My Child, it would be far too labor and material intensive to build such a structure. Plus the maintenance would be far too expensive. Don't you wish to have a different prayer answered?"
The man thinks for a moment, then asks,"God, make me understand women."
God says," So, do you want that as 2 lanes or 4?"
Originally Posted by snwbrderphat540
i didnt, some one robbed me. lol, it was like perfect width on my computer to fit perfectly accross the screen, what i do?
Queen of Yachts
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Originally Posted by hoov100
so can we cruise up the california coast if you get the new boat?
my intermediary in the deal with retiring navy man is a 27 yr seal udt disabled vet-----i love this guy, mon-----he is a crazy mmon, but he is a darn fine horse trader-----straight from oklahoma.........gotta love the boy.....1 more month until end of his world as he knows it--not the seal----boat owner----will have nowherwe to put boat in 45 days......i am ready.........pray hard fellas and gals.......i want it......even more than a Z!!!!!!!!!! sorry--it is true.......
Queen of Yachts
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From: warmspott, trollville.......somewhere sailing the seas--fla, virgin islands...wherever....warm water....LOL
Originally Posted by Riz Z Speed
snw
i guess i missed a lot with this broken laPPY AND WEIRD LIFE I LEAD
,,,,,oops...........i fergot to add----snowy--i would have to towe you behind in the dinghy, as a trailor..............
Queen of Yachts
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From: warmspott, trollville.......somewhere sailing the seas--fla, virgin islands...wherever....warm water....LOL
Originally Posted by Riz Z Speed
toss?
nah, why waste a perfectly good opportunity for target practice?
the question that still bugs me is, should we throw cans or bottles at you?
nah, why waste a perfectly good opportunity for target practice?
the question that still bugs me is, should we throw cans or bottles at you?
ok, boyzzzzz---------got the boat-----i seee interior saturday, spozedly, and then i get the money to buy it and the money for this boat at the same time and bring the boat ot my mooring ball and hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and we will figger out what to throw by how much like a baby seagull he sounds........and rizz----you have an actual cabin in which to sleep------there are 2 on board.......
Last edited by z-hag; Jul 5, 2007 at 11:14 AM.
Queen of Yachts
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From: warmspott, trollville.......somewhere sailing the seas--fla, virgin islands...wherever....warm water....LOL
premonitory auditory hallucinations because you are to be hauled 3000 miles in a 9'uncovered skiff 100' behind a pirate ship travelling all of mebbe 10 miles/hour top a teeeeeeennny speck in the middle of a greeeeeeeeeaaat biiiiii iig oceaN .........
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Originally Posted by z-hag
........and rizz----you have an actual cabin in which to sleep------there are 2 on board.......
i dunno if i should feel special and privileged or like some naughty dessert.
both are so appealing.....
which to choose...
which to choose...
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Hey Snw!!!! Go into your sig and remove the extra img's from the left and right of your sig!!!! Crap man, are you new or what!!!!!????? You are making us look bad and if I was an admin I would ban you for no less than 72 minutes!!!!




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