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Old 12-21-2004, 12:19 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


Your taillights are from an infinity and you drive a civic.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:19 PM
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You know you're a ricer if you've ever thought that one day your Civic would be a collector's car.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:20 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


Your hood is held up at shows by a neon tube.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:21 PM
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You know you're a ricer when the lights from your valve stem caps cause someone to have a seizure.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:21 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


You have a tv in the trunk
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:23 PM
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You know you're a ricer if you have full insurance coverage on your '87 Civic because it's irreplaceable.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:26 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


Every lightbuld in the car has been switched to blue.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:28 PM
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You know you're a ricer if your Kragen account is maxed because of that last purchase of Outlaw octane booster.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:29 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


Your interior looks like the delorian from back to the future.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:30 PM
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You know you're a ricer when you can't run your stereo and AC simultaneous while coming onto a freeway because the car doesn't have ***** enough to overcome the parasitic power lose.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:32 PM
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You know you're a ricer when people walk by your car and start looking around for the 'Candid Camera'.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:32 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


Your car has won best lighting, best use of vinyl, or best use of pep boys parts.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:33 PM
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You know you're a ricer if you're proud that your car was the feature story on Ripley's Believe it or Not.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:34 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


You can't find an alternator big enough to run all the neon and strobes.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:35 PM
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You know you're a ricer if you have decals on your car that resemble dragon or snake tatoos that you've seen on Koreans at the gym.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:36 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


Your latest engine mod was a chrome H honda oil cap.
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You know you're a ricer if you've ever bought 4 gauge wire in bulk.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:37 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


Your a white guy from nebraska that has japanese symbols on your windows.
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You know you're a ricer if those fuzzy dice added 5bhp.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:38 PM
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You know you're a ricer if you own anything that says 'Honda Racing',but have no idea what racing series Honda is active in.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:39 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


You can't get enough carbon fiber stickies to cover your roof.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:40 PM
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You know you're a ricer if you won't watch NASCAR because nobody drives a Civic.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:41 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


You can coordinate your floor mats with your shifter ***** by color, shape, or style.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:42 PM
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You know you're a ricer if you think that new gear shift **** allows you to shift more quickly, and thus will reduce your 1/4 mile time.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:42 PM
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You know your a ricer when:


You think a car show is a recruiting stop for F&F 3
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