thxone and JBs280Z's disturbing discussion.......(with cameo by 280zx2by2)
#1
thxone and JBs280Z's disturbing discussion.......(with cameo by 280zx2by2)
Originally Posted by snwbrderphat540
you were boinking girls when you were 14? what a piece of ****
Last edited by JBs280Z; 06-07-2008 at 07:40 PM.
#3
Originally Posted by thxone
Well don't be mad just because I beat you up that day...you cried so much lol
#5
No, No, I am not old or balding...this fool is mad cause I got more experience with woman than he has....he has been with what Jeremy...3 chicks and I have been with like 5 or 6??? Don't hate on me cause I know you look up to me...you have to when I put you down so well....no offense to anyone who has as little experience such as JB.
#6
No No No !
Well even IF ! 3 was anywhere close to an accurate number, at least my experiences don't consist mostly of skanks with no no places resembling burnt ears and chubby girls who steam in the snow. Lets not even mention girls so large that front and back cant be determined in the dark. Oh yeah and you cant include yourself in your own list HOMEY !
#7
Well you have to remember that that burnt ear was had by both of us...AT THE SAME TIME so you can't look down your nose at me for hittin that. By the way, you have no buttox...and you have pink nipples! Homey!
#8
Yeah yeah yeah
Well ok you got me on the burnt ear but at least I stopped "hittin" that after I noticed the pungent odor unlike yourself who I am confident would go there again.......and AGAIN given the opportunity. And yeah I have pink nipples but at least mine don't look as if I have been, or am capable of, nursing a newborn child. Now, to address the posterior, unlike you, no one has ever mistaken me for Jennifer Lopez from the rear HOMEY !
#9
I am a merciful ruler
If you're scared man, I may be willing to show mercy and consider your request for a truce. However, if you insist on continuing this battle, there will be merciless retaliation. Choose wisely my worthy adversary.
Last edited by JBs280Z; 06-07-2008 at 10:09 PM.
#13
Thats pretty damn funny. The fact that we got our own thread AND the fact that in the twisted reality that you call your own, you actually believe you're a better checkers player than I am. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Homey, are you smokin' that **** ?
#14
No see the fact of the matter is I have smoked you sooooooo many times at checkers that you have memorized my moves so now I have to come up with a new way to beat you some more. Face it, I am so much better than you at EVERYTHING that you now have to make stuff up...at least I was smart enough not to throw a bag of trash on the campfire that had a can of expandafoam in it!! BOOM!!
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:s-redeemer:
Last edited by thxone; 06-07-2008 at 11:14 PM.
#15
Ok so this is officially ROUND 2 ! Game on bucko.
The exploding bag of trash was the only way I could get you to move your BULBOUS *** ! As for checkers, a toddler could memorize your strategy or lack there of in no time at all. Besides, how or why I ALWAYS win is irrelevant, the fact is I win and thats what matters. You know it, I know it and now the friendly neighborhood Z Drivers know it. Now EAT YOUR CHECKERS HOMEY !
The exploding bag of trash was the only way I could get you to move your BULBOUS *** ! As for checkers, a toddler could memorize your strategy or lack there of in no time at all. Besides, how or why I ALWAYS win is irrelevant, the fact is I win and thats what matters. You know it, I know it and now the friendly neighborhood Z Drivers know it. Now EAT YOUR CHECKERS HOMEY !
#16
Oh and by the way, if you're so much better than me at everything, why is it that every time you "fix" something until its broken and cant figure out how to make it right, you always call on me to help you with it ? HMMMMM ? Why is that homey ?
#17
Daz fugged up....you DON'T win all the time and YOU know it!! Look, I am the better man...tell the truth, you are mad cause all three of the ZX's I had were coupes...so they looked better and were faster than your aging 4 seat wanna be like mine ZX. Do yourself a favor and go have a Coke and a smile and stop making up stories...I know you want to be like me and all but there is only room for one of me in this world...homey!
#20
Originally Posted by thxone
Bumper...it better not be MY back bumper!!!
#25
Originally Posted by thxone
Ok Ok true, it's not my bumper...but still you didn't have to go there...you know I didn't want to let my cars go...ZX's are cool. Way to make me hurt man...I thought you were my best friend