HAHA...Here ya go
#5
Malikot posted some sign generator sites, so I thought I'd give this one a shot...
www.churchsigngenerator.com
www.churchsigngenerator.com
#8
I figured someone would have fun with those links. Back when I was younger and managing a movie theater in Pleasant Hill, my friends and I got drunk, put our names up on the marquee and took photos on my last day. The sign generators are just as fun and you don't have to take it off when you're done.