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Old May 2, 2005 | 10:16 PM
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*** Cream Thread: Pros/ Cons

List your past experiences, or anyone that you may know past experiences.
Old May 2, 2005 | 10:27 PM
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wow fairlady...after reading all of those posts where other ZDriver members have been bashing on you...and now you start a thread about *** cream? you're just setting yourself up to be ripped on.

As for *** cream, I've never had to use it, and I hope that I never will. I work at Best Buy, and we have to shake customers hands and such, and I usually refuse to shake a persons hand because you never know if they've recently applied *** cream...think about that next time you shake someone's hand, you could be gripping their *** cream.
Old May 2, 2005 | 10:47 PM
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DAMMIT FAIRLADY!!! this was my idea, you idea thief.
Old May 2, 2005 | 11:01 PM
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wow...you two are now arguing over *** cream? Oh the madness!
Old May 2, 2005 | 11:47 PM
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nevermind. after careful consideration, i have determined that fairlady can keep *** cream for himself. besides, he and b need it more.
Old May 3, 2005 | 01:00 AM
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wow, I never thought I'd see this forum talking about crap like *** cream...kind of a new low point if you ask me. hey fairlady, dont tell me you are really looking for *** cream experience stories.
Old May 3, 2005 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Fast240Z
wow fairlady...after reading all of those posts where other ZDriver members have been bashing on you...
Kids= short memory = only living in the moment................lol At least bardabe might learn sumthin here.
Old May 3, 2005 | 11:26 AM
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fairlady...i never thought you were that gay to start a thread like this.....
Old May 3, 2005 | 12:56 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......Man I can't take it anymore, I am about to pee in my pants i am laughing so hard.


So Fairlady...B is getting little rough with you
Old May 3, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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haha this thread is AWESOME.
speaking of *** cream, I was getting some diaper rash creme for my kiddo, and they have a new one called Butt Paste. BUTT PASTE. isn't that a funny name??
Old May 3, 2005 | 07:34 PM
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Here you go Fairlady. Not the same kind of cream but you might like it lol
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/pub...agen-***.shtml

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Old May 3, 2005 | 07:35 PM
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I can't believe I actually wasted the last 2 minutes reading this thread.
Old May 3, 2005 | 10:20 PM
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i think this belongs here.
crack spackle
he he, oprah sized
Old May 3, 2005 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by entropy31
sorry rizz, maybe we'll start a seperate *** cream thread.
Figured someone needed to get a ghey thread like this outta the way..
Old May 3, 2005 | 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by entropy31
i think this belongs here. crack spackle
that could make for some chunky wipes...........
Old May 3, 2005 | 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by CanyonCarver
that could make for some chunky wipes...........
you had to go there.....
and one more, its fairlady and b 25 years from now, after the "operation"

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Old May 4, 2005 | 06:27 AM
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I know of some *** cream issues....... too bad for some of you it doesn't relate to the bung hole type.........bwahahahahaha. It has to do with riding off-road motorcycles for 5 days straight down in mexico in 100* + temps and the nasty *** rash you get from sweat - nylon riding pants - and *** rubbing seat for 10-hous a day............Oh yeah, and every now and then mix in a little salty ocean water. You've heard of saddle sores???????? boy-o-boy, I'll tell ya.
Old May 4, 2005 | 08:10 AM
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lol!!

butt spackle!!!
Old May 4, 2005 | 02:44 PM
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I'm going blind after watching that crack spackle crap....Thanks a lot....I cant believe that this thread is actually getting so many posts, and really, who needs to talk about Z's when we can all talk about *** creams and ways to spackle your *** crack?
Old May 5, 2005 | 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 91zxtt
I can't believe I actually wasted the last 2 minutes reading this thread.
2nd.
someone owes me the last few minutes of my life back.
Old May 5, 2005 | 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by rizzspeed
2nd.
someone owes me the last few minutes of my life back.
that would be fairlady. i believe he is whoring out b in return for the wasted minutes
Old May 5, 2005 | 10:46 AM
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yeah, note, i am his sugar daddy
Old May 5, 2005 | 11:14 AM
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yea, note, i aint nobodys bi&ch
Old May 5, 2005 | 12:31 PM
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haha, you guys really have it out for each other
Old May 5, 2005 | 04:09 PM
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thats sort of disturbing...



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