snwbrderphat540

well, we took our annual wisconsin trip this monday and i just got back and hour or 2 ago. well we picked the worst week to do it, it rained the first 2 days, the 3rd day we finally got good weather and we went and snowboarded for a while. however with my usuall luck i made the trip very interesting.


day one, with nothing to do, we start drinking our beer collection. if i find my micro SD converter - SD i can get our beer-amyid (like a pyramid) picture up. we figured out between teh 5 of us guys drinking beer we had 137 beers in 3 nights. and im not gonna lie, i prolly took care of atleast 1/3 of it by myself. it was crazy.

back to that first night story, i had some alcohol in my system and they said no more beer bongs, so i was like, what about a shotgun? it was voted ok. this is where the lesson starts. DONT USE A STEAK KNIFE TO OPEN A BEER FOR A SHOTGUN. we all thought it would slip off and stab me, but no, i stabb through the can and half way through my hand until i hit the knuckle through my palm side. heres pics!!!!

and the towel was after being washed and used again








it sucked, i coulda used a couple stitches but i figured, nah...

3rd day was the best though, i got to board and we met up with a few ladies since my friend goes to school up there his GF and 2 friends came over one night, and we got crunk. it was fun. plus, i worked my magic and got the pretty one to bunk with me that night i might post a pic of her later.... maybe.... :P

but yeah, it rocked, and i finally after months and months and months did something with a respectable girl that wasnt meaningless. WOOHOO! good to know i still got it.

hoov100

you call that a cut??

snwbrderphat540

its only knife width. and no... its definatly not a cut, its a good ole fashion SHANKING! lol.

260zturbo

guess this means no more call of duty....bad enough when people on the game shank you but when you do it to yourself OUCH. but whats important did u drop the beer glad to see your still a man and know how to get with a "respectable girl that wasnt meaningless"

entropy31

you considered stitches for that??? BAH. thats hardly a scratch you big wuss.

snwbrderphat540

bib wuss? lol


i didnt drop the beer, but they threw it out while i was in the b-room. ill play COD4 still, but school is starting up again so im not gonna be on much anymore anyways.....

and again, like i said, its not big across, its only about 1/2-3/4 inch long but it was stupid deep, i did that on monday and today was teh first day it didnt bleed. lol. but its still all swollen from where i jabbed mah bone. lol.

entropy31

bib??? you wear that when you eat???

Sweets

God, I wish I wasnt 19, that way people wouldnt be afraid to invite me to their booze fests.

entropy31

alcohol is EEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!

z-hag

quitcher whining, snowy-----doctor granny sez itz not gonna kill ya....,no stitches needed---use soap and water to clean, neosporin ointment into the cut because you are a boy and therefore are filthy......bandaid it and stfu, got it?????

hardly worth an entire thread just to whine aboot something smaller than an entire decapitation, eh???????







oh, yes, and keep it5 clean and dry, do not drink and take ibuprofin for inflammation.....only 600 mg.....that will be 600dolla----pay in euros, please.......NO, i am NOT kidding........

snwbrderphat540

lol, the thread was about where i was, the stabbin just made for a good story. lol!

and i was 19 justin, most my friends still are i only just turned 20. shouldnt you be in cooolege? plenty o'partyin goin on there. oh yeah and you live in oklahoma.

z-hag

euros, snowy............

Sweets

No college for me, Im too busy workin 40 hours a week, and playin with meh churbo car to learn stuff at a big fancy pants school.

Oh, and I would pay the lady if I were you. If you dont, she'll get her cats to jump you.

Niku-Sama

oh boo hoo, atleast you didnt accidentally jab your self with a philips screw driver. wasnt the worst thing i ever did but it went the deepest. supprisingly enough it didnt bleed. no blood no worries, back to work in the lube shop

Bleach

I was wondering where you were. Things were getting boring around here

snwbrderphat540

i forgot to get her number?!?!!?!??!?!?!



facebook shall save me!

and yes i have jabbed my self with a phillips. this knife incident was still the deepest wounds in my "stabbing" history. i saw white!!!


but i was already using neosporin and bandaids but left em in the carwhen i got dropped off at home







ishe turns 21 on.... something 28th.... march?

280gty

...i'd tap that.

snwbrderphat540

LOL ^^^ good to hear.... few hours remain till they go.


and i feel like CRAP! ever just get to feeling really depressed for some strange reason? had that ever since i stepped foot into my house yesterday upon returning from wisconsin.....

turboboost

I'd tap it as well. Kudos Mr. Snw.

NismoPick

Meh....

Bleach

did you check her ID? Looks like a 15 yr old... HALF my age!

snwbrderphat540

lol, last time i checked 15 year olds arent jr.'s in college.


20-21 year older's are. lol.




me so sad......

hey any one have an MSA 6-2 header for sale with the Y collector pipe? i need one.

snwbrderphat540

the beer-amid!!!



beer-amid, the lady, and 2 tard friends!



similare to abouve diff angle





BTW thats 3 rows thick of what you see on the face there.

260zturbo

good catch but she needs some meat on her

snwbrderphat540

lol.... ive tried all my shares of ladies... oh wait, now i can delete teh other pics and leave these up to eliminate teh creepy factor. WOOHOOO

but yeah, ive been with a girl that was 5'3" 100 lbs a girl that was taller than me 5'11" with DD size boobies.... ive tried them all, i work better with the under 120lbs club girls lol.

well, ive never been with any one that was chubby actually, ut like, you know what i mean. haha