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Niku-Sama Feb 29, 2008 03:19 AM

some ones in your mail box, what would you do?
 
so its tax time and of course some people dont use direct deposit so we all know theres people going to be rifling through the mail boxes for checks which they most likely wont be able to do any thing with but theyre going to take them because their stupid.

now the police isnt doing jack and my girlfriend has seen the car that usually follows this and then after this car leaves theres about 8 mail boxes with all their contents emptied into the street and them more further down the road, not only does this person look for stuff hes throwing it all over creation.

how would you go about taking care of the situation?

cops arent doing any thing, its a federal offence (have found open mail)

this is at my girlfriends house which is a 2 story 4 plex, the only windows facing the street are on the seccond story and the mail boxes are right under a lamp post and this happens at night, my plan is get my hella huge paint ball gun as linked to below....
http://webpages.charter.net/niku_sam...02%20-%202.jpg

put a baby intercom in the mail box, and when he gets to a piticular one, have some one scream in it and shoot at him from the window just cracked ever so slightly. JFK grassy noll style!

of course the gun would be cranked up as high as possible (which is rougly 250 feet per seccond) mabe a little higher

NismoPick Feb 29, 2008 06:48 AM

On the news here about a year ago, a guy knew someone was going though his garbage because bags would be missing the next time he threw something in there. So he set up a bunch of cameras activated by motion & chilled in his front room all night just waiting for them. He did catch them.... they showed the hilarious pics of this old lady going though his trash. Turns out she was a private investigator trying to dig up dirt on him. :D

snwbrderphat540 Feb 29, 2008 09:13 AM

you could get sued dude. if anything you should just run out get there info and call the cops on them.

Bleach Feb 29, 2008 09:22 AM

get a real gun. Confront them, put them in cuffs. Citizens arrest. Have your GF get the police on their way. Have a video of the whole thing. :D

NismoPick Feb 29, 2008 09:28 AM


Originally Posted by Bleach
get a real gun.

Buahaha.... I'd just pull the trigger! No guns for me!!!

Bleach Feb 29, 2008 09:44 AM

NismoPick can be your cameraman! :smirk:

BoulderZ Feb 29, 2008 12:10 PM

It's only sort of the cops' job, but its top priority for these guys:
http://postalinspectors.uspis.gov/?f...talinspectors/
They'll most likely respond a lot more quickly.
Dave

KasbeKZ Feb 29, 2008 01:05 PM

you are unlikely to get sued for hitting him with the paint ball gun. could happen, but not likely. because pretty much, he wont have a hospital record from it, and by the time it goes to court, he doesn't have any bruizes. or you hit him in the balls!!! and on top of that, he'd actually have to be a little smart to go through with suing you

NismoPick Feb 29, 2008 02:10 PM

Best idea ever!!! Rig up the garbage can w/ swords and knives... then when someone goes sneaking in there... WHAAAAACK!!! Off comes an arm, some fingers, and lotsa skin. Buahahahahhaha :unibrow:

snwbrderphat540 Feb 29, 2008 09:35 PM

if you hit him in the face or the eye which is the likely targets when looking out a car window, you'll get sued.

turboZ87.300 Feb 29, 2008 10:42 PM

get em in the eyes, then he can't see you... is this in north, south... I'm just off of 99 and Mace, just 1.5 miles north of Target...

phantom280zx Mar 1, 2008 02:02 AM

paint bomb
 
the compact paint grenades put it in so when he opend the box the paint grenade explodes. it would be fun it watch

Niku-Sama Mar 1, 2008 02:52 AM


Originally Posted by turboZ87.300
get em in the eyes, then he can't see you... is this in north, south... I'm just off of 99 and Mace, just 1.5 miles north of Target...


north, on brookhurst which is off of crater lave ave. close to the high school but its not kids gettin into the mail box, some one said they saw some older guy

z-hag Mar 1, 2008 10:23 AM

boobytrap the mailbox so the creeeep doesnt continue........make it GOOOOOD............and embarrassing----methylene blue does not come off even with washing-----permanent skin dye.......not certain where to find it----used to be used in medicine for tube feed dye----but is waaayyyy too permanent......works GREAT and CANNOT be washed off-----maybe a medical; supply store or a chemistry supply place......good luck......:037: :unibrow: :paranoid: :038:

snwbrderphat540 Mar 1, 2008 11:24 AM

should just electirfy the mail box so if he grabs it he gets shocked like nuts!!!!

Mhinrichs Mar 1, 2008 11:59 AM

I see this getting the mail man. Oh what a pissed off mail man that will be. Nothing but publishers clearing house for the rest of your life.

JohnnyB350Z Mar 1, 2008 05:13 PM

Haha, id say set up some video cameras , use a few of your friends cameras. different angles, do a old fasioned stake out , once you get the evidence, remember to get a copy of the guys license plate if its not caught on camera. call the police, and or, follow the guy and call the cops while you are following him.

z-hag Mar 1, 2008 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by Mhinrichs
I see this getting the mail man. Oh what a pissed off mail man that will be. Nothing but publishers clearing house for the rest of your life.

always clue in the mail man----who knows...he might even be cute......:037:

turboZ87.300 Mar 1, 2008 07:50 PM

I'll look out for him... have you seen his car???

KasbeKZ Mar 1, 2008 08:27 PM

i can steal methalene blue from school. i'm using it next week!

snwbrderphat540 Mar 2, 2008 02:12 AM

im with him ^^^^ lets make some meth

z-hag Mar 2, 2008 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by snwbrderphat540
im with him ^^^^ lets make some meth

snowy----do you even know what methylene blue is????? do you have a clue as to what goes into meth????? waaaaayyyy different, boy------do your research..........i hope you ae going ot go to college so you can learn something......ANYTHING..............

Mhinrichs Mar 2, 2008 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by z-hag
snowy----do you even know what methylene blue is????? do you have a clue as to what goes into meth????? waaaaayyyy different, boy------do your research..........i hope you ae going ot go to college so you can learn something......ANYTHING..............


HAHAHA that made me smile.

snwbrderphat540 Mar 2, 2008 01:02 PM

i know, it was a joke because of similare names is all. and im giong to college for planes not chemistry :D

KasbeKZ Mar 2, 2008 02:16 PM

we use that crap to die the gels that we test DNA and crap in. but i'm usually finding more fun things to do with those gels lol.


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