soo, i woke up a bit early to finish up work on my 280, right when i was about to change into my work clothes the door bell rings. OOOOOO pakagey goodness. right? well..... idk... any ways. i open the door to find this and bring it up to my room, i think to myself, man i wonder what sweet parts mike threw in thats a surprise



hmm, nothin to out or the ordinary, lets open that bitch up!

SWEET my parts, hopefully this turbo TPS will help me out SOME... and the uber fun cheapo BOV will kick ***. and a nice MBC however, i think perhaps useless to my higher COMP engine and still stock injectors.... though i like to push my boundries.



empty the contents.. hmm is this all? nothing to surprising here, i already knew i was getting this stuff



but wait a second... WTF is this? some sort of school girl hand written note? wonder what he has to say


WTF!!!!




lesson learned...

p.s. that was a smaller bra then i expected... and that uhhh... magnum, a little tooo much, specially the empty one !!!!!

 

Interesting. Some people just aint right

 

That's pretty gross... but funny!

 

Oh man....I can't stop laughing....LOLOLOL I think next time I should send him this....I was soooo tempted to send this.

 

Because you own one?

 

ooops...the secret is out. I got that several years back as a gift for Christmas...My friend is full of humor. Who knows...maybe it will help Snw with the ladies LOL.

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i seriously had to get off the floor to type this!!!!!!

 

is that Swedish made???

 

funny, yet sick. luckily i have juat that kind of personality. at first, i was puzzled... i was like, is this a ****ing bra? cuase i didnt see teh note at first, then i saw the condoms and like dropped **** cause i thought he actually sent like an open or used one i was like WOAH!!! no thank you ill pass on the clap there. then saw the note.... and it was funny again. but seriously, from what i remember of her newdie pics... this bra was surprisingly smaller than expected... and has clear straps, it puzzles me, yet im still to apprehensive to go investigate some more

 

Don't get me wrong...she was coming out of that bra, top and bottom...it was part of a pretty sexy outfit...I kept that after I raw dogged her one night...it was a good night....The pump...no it is not sweetish made lol and in fact has never been used believe it or not. I don't know what happened to the pocket pu$$y...she is around here somewhere lol

 

And i thought i was sick in the head... LOL you people the ones who send condoms and bras... and god knows that pump isnt for wimps LOL .

Yall are some sicko's ! But hella funny !

 

sick, weird, but funny as hell-------good to share the joy of cassidie, draMA KING!!!!!!!! love reading yer funnies.........

 

i shall treasure the surprises for ever.... ***** pump woulda been hella funnier than the condoms... and also twice as scary...

 

the interwebs demand a pic of you wearing the bra.

 

not happening ^^^ not unless i get minimum 100 dollar combined into my pay pal account

 

Yeah I need to post some more...I might have some of her panties to send you Snwy!!

 

no thanks, id rather have the un-used wiener pump than used mystery meat panties! lol

 

i KNEW it!!!!!!

 

Mwwwwaaaahhhhahahahahah...you might want to keep the mail from your parents for a while...j/k.

So you would rather have a pump....feeling a little inadequate? Do the ladies pick on the size of your package....poor Snwy.

 

its the 3" wonder worm.

 

its two and a half inches staggard! lol (movie quote) no, im saying, its totally grosser to have mystery girly panties in my room than wiener pump.... plus... i doubt these actually do anything but turn your wiener purple... i mean... its suction! lol, however, my birthday is comming up in a week from tuesday... and... OMG my friends is 10 days after that then my other friends is 7 days after that i believe... dick pump would be funny present... hahaha

and actually, ive been intercepting all the mail lately some how.

 

ok your getting a special package in the mail snw....

 

are you sure it is UN used????????????????????????????????????????
(given the history of the folks on board this forum.......)

 

well, i thought the same thing.. then thought again, and i mike seems like the kinda guy that although would have used it, would also have NO problem saying he did at teh same time.... so you know....

 

Yeah Zhag...it really was just a gag gift. Although I am curious...I may have to give it a shot. brb.