Thank God For ricers
 

ricers were put on earth for a reason.

I got my car completely rebuilt a few weeks ago. Engine now has about one thousand miles on it.

tonite on my way home from work, i was messin with a riced out eclipse. He didnt want any for then. So a few minutes later a Cadillac with the 32v northstar pulls up. He had dual exhaust that sounded pretty mean. He wanted some so he took off and i just floored 4th gear at only about 45 mph ( yes i know i shoulda dropped 3rd) and took it up over 100. after i passed him we came to a light and he (of course) complimented on the car. Then the riced out eclipse comes up and passes us real fast trying to look cool. At this point a sheriff pulls up on my ass with lights on and i pull into the turning lane. the cop passes me and pulls over the innocent little ricer. me and the caddy took off past the county line and had a good laugh

Thank God for ricers!