... and no... I'm not talking about a Catalytic Converter.

My neighbors cat has suddenly within the last couple of weeks decided that it just can't go through the day without walking all over my Fu*&ing car!!!!.

I love cats, cats are awesome...

I know one cat that's about to have an "accident"

I spent HOURS waxing my car in the Brutal HEAT we have been having the other night only to have that little MotherFu&*er walk all over it within MINUTES of me finishing.

I have caught the li'l bastard in the act a few times now... Worst part is though... When you yell at the damn furball, he freaks and peels out with his claws on the slippery hood... not cool!

I'm gonna fill one of my kids SuperSquirters with Habanero Pepper sauce and hose the little beast down! We'll see what it thinks the first time it tries to lick that **** off of its fur

Rod.

 

HAHAHAHahaha, oh man. I feel your pain. I love cats. I have 2. But those ****ers can be so god damn irritating some times. One of them is a male and sprays EVERYTHING. I'll have just washed my Z and the bastard comes out and hoses down the tires or fender. I dont want to hurt him but ****. . .time to bust out more than the super soaker. I needa bust out my old "tater terror" and fire a blank at'm

 

You better teach that cat a lesson, I have always been a dog guy.

 

You thought about getting a car cover?

 

Just don't get habanero sauce on your paint, or it might do more damage than the catscratches!

 

No way!!!!!

I want everybody who drives by my house to see what a sweet car I have!!!!

That would be like covering up the Mona Lisa!!

Rod.

 

Car covers encourage the cats to scratch!!

 

I used to have a Mitsubishi pickup, and one morning I went out, and directly in the middle of the cab roof (I swear the cat had to have measured it out first) was this perfect cat ****. A REAL work of art. It even had the Dairy Queen curl on top. That was a real pisser. I wasn't really sure whether to be real pissed off, or laugh at the finality of it. I'm sure that cat was sitting somewhere out of sight and just laughing it's little head off!

 

Who has a sweet car? Sorry couldn't resist man. And sorry to say, but I never thought the Mona Lisa was that great to begin with. Just my opinion though, not a verry attractive woman. (Mona Lisa I mean)

You would be covering up Darth Vader's stealthy sleek ride.

 

man i love cats too, but they do some of the worst things, if there spraying dude, nueter him, thatll stop. and to get him off the car, put lemon juice on the tires, they hate citrus, and you dont have to remove before you drive, cats wont get within 5 feet of citrus

 

It aint called "Darth Z" For nothin'...

Rod.

 

Well I got a little story for you, I had several cats at my old place that would enjoy a nice pick nick on my car usually at night when there was dew and yellow pollen on it. In the morning there would be muddy little cat prints all over my car and I dont like washing my car more than once a week. I went and bought one of those fully automatic pellet rifles, the ones that fire those plastic BB's...them suckers hurt when they hit you and leave welts. I staked out the car and unloaded on 2 cats...and yes I made sure not to hit them in the head. There was only one time after that I recal seeing prints on the car. I dislike most cats except mine cause she is silly.

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put some vinager in the super soaker with water, wont hurt the paint but should get the cat away from your ride

 

Iv never liked cats.. iv always been a Dog person

 

You got a cat problem. I had a Dog problem. A cat ain't nothin untill you catch two dogs on top of your car. Remember, there claws are always out. And they love to chase the cat on top of my Z too. And the cat just went around in circels, so they never got off the car. I got nothin against animals, But they learnd what a fckin paint ball gun was. and it's shooting at 450FPS. Enough to dent a truck door at 20 feet.(they lived)

 

A chill dog is a fantastic cat deterrant.... If you have ******* dogs.. then they are probably worse than the cat in terms of damage in your life...

 

Cat's fck with your mind. No clue how. but they do. so in the long run. i think cat's will have the damage part.